Welcome to the official website of Union Jack Pyjamas and Sleep Deprivation, where the motto is: "SLEEP IS FOR THE LAZY, WE'RE THE ONES WHO REALLY MATTER"
As a proud member of this sleep-deprived nation, you're probably wondering what's going on here.
Well, let us tell you. We're a nation of people who have given up on sleep, and instead, we're fuelled by a constant stream of coffee, energy drinks, and the occasional Red Bull.
Our capital city is Caffeinatedville, where the streets are paved with discarded energy drink cans and the skies are filled with the sweet, sweet sound of late-night gaming sessions.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our people section to learn more about the individuals who make this nation tick (or should we say, "twitch"?).