Our About Page: Where the Union of Extraordinary Individuals Keeps it Real

Meet the Union: We're Not as Boring as You Thought

We're not your run-of-the-mill union. We're the kind of union that's been secretly running the world's affairs for centuries. Our members are not just ordinary Joes, but Extraordinary Joes.

We're like a superhero union, but without the superpowers. Except for Tuesday, where we all wear super-powered suits to work. It's a real thing.

Want to join us? Click below to learn more about membership benefits, which include but are not limited to:

• Free access to our secret underground coffee machine
• Opportunities to work on exciting projects like "The Great Cheese Conspiracy"
• Meet our fearless leaders, the Council of Three (not four, not five, but three)

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