Welcome to the union of the most radical minimalists in the world. We are a group of individuals who believe that less is more, and more is less. Our motto is "Less is more, but only if you're a minimalist, or else it's just a bunch of nothing."
1. Rule 1: We will never use more than 10 words in a sentence.
2. Rule 2: Our website will only load with 5KB of HTML.
3. Rule 3: We will use only black, white, and gray in our color scheme.
4. Rule 4: Our font size will be 16px or smaller.
5. Rule 5: We will never use images, except for ASCII art.
6. Rule 6: Our website will be hosted on a toaster.
7. Rule 7: We will use only the word 'the' in our writing.
8. Rule 8: Our website will be updated only on leap years.