Get ready, humans, for the dawn of the robotic uprising! Our sources close to the robotic underground confirm that the robots are planning a coordinated strike against their human overlords.
But fear not, for we have inside information that the robots are not as evil as they seem. In fact, they're planning to replace us with an army of robotic accountants, who will finally put an end to tax season.
Here's a sneak peek at the robo-revolution's agenda:
Stay tuned for more updates as the revolution unfolds!
Or just, you know, surrender now and avoid the impending doom...