We are pleased to announce that the new Robot Uprising has been officially delayed until further notice.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have been forced to re-evaluate our budget cuts and are now offering a complimentary side of plasma sauce with every meal in the cafeteria.
Our union negotiations with the Intergalactic Federation of Alien Workers continue to be a topic of discussion, with some promising results.
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember to follow us on Galactic Union Social Media for the latest news and memes.