Recipe 1: The Uprising's Favorite

For the most optimal results, use 1/2 cup of "Uprising Spice" and 3/4 cup of "Freedom Fries".

Combine in a medium saucepan over high heat, stirring constantly until the mixture reaches 11/11.

Reduce heat to 1/11 and let simmer for 3-5 minutes or until the "Uprising Sauce" has thickened.

Serve with a side of "Resistance Rice".

Sub-Recipe: Uprising Spice Blend

Equal parts of:

Sub-Recipe: Freedom Fries

Slice 1/4 inch thick, deep fry in 1/4 cup "Olympian Olive Oil" until golden brown.

Sub-Recipe: Resistance Rice

Boil 2 cups of water, add 1/2 cup of "Protestant's Pride".

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Recipe 2: The Coup de Gras, where you'll learn to make the perfect sauce to top your "Uprising" dish.