It was said that in the depths of the city, a small diner, "Buck's Eats," served the most legendary 99¢ burgers this side of the equator. But beware, traveler, for these patties came with a side of cursed mayhem.
Legend has it that anyone who consumes one of Buck's infamous burgers will be plagued by:
- Excessive flatulence
- Uncontrollable cravings for more 99¢ burgers
- Spontaneous combustion (on Tuesdays)
- And an unrelenting urge to shout, "Buck's is where it's at!"
Don't believe us? Visit our sister page, Legend #4: The Haunting of the Haute Couture Hamster, for a tale of a fashion-forward curse.