Located in the heart of Dixie, Alabama is the place where time is relative, but only when you're talkin' about football.

Here, the only things we're really sure of are the following:

• That the best thing to do on a Friday night is to head on down to the local high school for some Friday night lights.
• That you can't go wrong with a good plate of fried chicken and waffles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
• That the most popular mode of transportation is the pickup truck.

Visit our sister cities:

• Georgia: Where the peaches are sweet, but the politics are a little tart.
• Florida: Where the sun is hot, the sand is fine, and the retirees are...a little too old for spring break.