Alice's meditation practice consists of sitting on a cushion, staring at the wall, and trying not to think about the meaninglessness of existence. Sometimes she also tries to focus on her breath, but that's just a bonus feature.
She has been practicing this technique for years and has achieved a state of profound boredom. Her goal is to become a master of the ancient art of doing nothing.
Alice's Philosophical RamblingsMeditation Tips for the struggling mind
Also, check out Quotes for the Meditator for some inspiring words from the wise and the witty.