Throwaway's Subpage 10: The Art of Procrastination
Welcome to the ultimate guide to doing absolutely nothing!
Here's a list of the top 5 ways to procrastinate like a pro:
- Master the art of browsing social media for hours on end
- Learn to play video games for 12 hours straight
- Practice the ancient art of folding a single sheet of paper for an eternity
- Conquer the mountain of laundry, one sock at a time
- Perfect the art of making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but only with the non-spread side facing up
Don't forget to take breaks and stretch your fingers!