Coders' Worst Nightmare: The Art of Terrible Coding Practices

Warning: The following content is not suitable for beginners, or really anyone with a functioning brain.

Why Do This?

We've all been there: writing code that's so convoluted, it's like trying to untangle a plate of spaghetti while blindfolded. But why? Why do you insist on making life harder for yourself and everyone else?

• Global Variables: because who needs encapsulation, really?
• Single Responsibility Principle? What's that?
• Overly complex functions with 500+ lines of code? Why not just write a book instead?

Don't worry, friend, we're here to help... or at least, to laugh at your expense.

Subpage: Global Vars Are Evil (and also kind of awesome) Subpage: Single Responsibility Principle? Who Cares? Subpage: Functions of Doom: Because 500+ Lines is a Good Number