This function is a real doozy. It takes 10 arguments, because who needs simplicity, anyway?
Use this function to validate user input for a form that asks for the user's name, address, phone number, and 7 other things they'll never remember.
Use this function to fetch 10 columns from the database, because 9 columns weren't enough to get the job done.
Use this function to call another function that does exactly the same thing, because recursion is hard to read.