A function that takes no args? That's just the kind of code a lazy programmer writes after a long night in.

Why bother with parameters when you can just hardcode the whole thing?

And by "whole thing" we mean the entire application, because why not?

Why Not, Indeed.

Some possible reasons to use this function include:

1. Because you can't be bothered.

2. Because you're allergic to documentation.

3. Because your code is a hot mess and you don't know what you're doing.

Code That is a Hot Mess.

A special thanks to all the other terrible programmers who inspired this masterpiece.

May their code rot in peace.