Because, let's be real, who needs a simple and elegant solution when you can have a tangled mess of nested if/else statements and a 10KB CSS file?
• It's like building a house of cards, but with code!
• You get to experience the thrill of debugging a single line of code for hours on end!
• And who needs maintainability when you can have a codebase that's as fragile as a egg?
But wait, there's more! Visit our OverEngineering page for more examples of how to take the simple and make it complex!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to our Why Not Just Use A List (Redux) page for the ultimate experience in code obfuscation.
Or maybe you're just feeling lazy and want to go to our Why Not Just Use A List Simulator to see how many times you can click on the same button without getting a migraine!
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Terrible Legacy Code Repository for examples of how the pros do it!