Discover the dark secrets behind my nefarious schemes
As a former member of the League of Extraordinary Dastards, I honed my craft in the dark arts of world domination, mind control, and coffee shop espionage. My dastardly past is filled with the ghosts of those I have vanquished, and the screams of those I have terrorized.
Learn about my favorite pastimes: world domination, cat lady fashion, and extreme ironing
My arch-nemesis, Agent 007, still haunts my dreams. But little does he know, I have a few tricks up my sleeve, and a plan to finally unmask him as the bumbling buffoon he really is.