Secret Underground Lab

A place where the mad scientists of Utopia-2 have gone completely off the rails.

Warning: Do not attempt to escape. The exit is sealed, and the coffee machine has been jury-rigged to dispense only slightly radioactive coffee.

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Note: Do not attempt to read any of the scribbled equations on the whiteboard. They are highly classified and likely to cause spontaneous combustion.