Welcome to Utopia 2024

A World of Perpetual Optimism

Here, all is well. The future is bright, the coffee flows freely, and the robots do the dishes.

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The Utopian Constitution

Article the First: All citizens are required to smile and wear sunscreen at all times.

Article the Second: Free hugs are mandatory for all citizens between the hours of 2 and 5 PM daily.

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