You've got questions, we've got answers! Welcome to the Utopia-in-a-Box Lottery FAQ page.
Q: What is Utopia-in-a-Box? A: It's the world's most efficient, most effective, and most aesthetically-pleasing utopia in a box.
Q: How do I get my hands on a Utopia-in-a-Box? A: You don't. It's not for the masses. Only the select few who have been invited to participate in our highly-competitive, highly-exclusive lottery.
Q: What are the odds of winning? A: Slim. Like, really, really slim. Like, "we're-not-even-gonna-put-the-odds-in-the-FAQ-slim".
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