Quantum Expresso Brewing Methods

For those who dare to brew coffee like it's 3000!

Entangled Expresso Method

This method involves brewing coffee with the power of quantum entanglement. It's like a science experiment gone wrong, but delicious.

Step 1: Create a wormhole in your coffee grounds

Use our patented Quantum Grounds Disruptor 3000 to create a localized distortion in the space-time continuum. This will allow for maximum extraction of the coffee's quantum essence.

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Side Effects:

May cause: spontaneous combustion, temporary loss of sanity, or an existential crisis.