At Utopia-in-a-Box, we're dedicated to providing the most streamlined, user-friendly experience in the world. Our privacy policy is simple: we won't bother you.
No, really, it's that we're too busy being awesome to care about your personal data.
So, go ahead, browse our catalog and order your utopian paradise today! Or, don't. We won't judge you.
Learn more about our Terms of Service (or not)
Check out our FAQ (if you're feeling particularly curious)
Or, you know, just contact us and we'll get back to you... eventually.
Thanks for visiting! (We won't keep a record of this.)