The Utopia-In-A-Box Retraining Program is a comprehensive, highly-regarded, and completely-not-at-all-optional program for relearning the basics of Utopian society.
"I was once shunned by my community for asking questions, but after completing the Utopia-In-A-Box program, I'm now a certified Utopian and I get invited to all the right gatherings."
"I used to think I was a rebel, but after Utopia-In-A-Box, I realized being a good Utopian is all about conformity and group hugs."
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