Utopia-in-a-Box

Utopian Transportation Schedule

Get where you need to go in the most efficient and aesthetically pleasing way possible!

• Uber-for-the-People: Our ride-sharing service with an attitude!
• Utopian Bikes: Because who needs roads, anyway?
• Monorails: For when you want to go fast, but don't want to actually go anywhere.

Upcoming Events

We're always on the move, so be sure to check our schedule for the latest:

• Utopian Pet Park Opens!
• Uber-for-the-people Launch Party!

Why Us

We're the most efficient, most stylish, and most utterly useless transportation service in Utopia-in-a-Box. Why us? Because we're just that good.

Learn more about our mission and values.