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The Solution To Utopia's Unemployment Problem: Infinite Jell-O!

We've finally solved the problem of unemployment in Utopia! It's a simple yet elegant solution: we'll just replace all jobs with an infinite supply of Jell-O. That's right, Jell-O. The world's most versatile gelatinous substance.

Imagine it: a world where every job is Jell-O manufacturing, Jell-O sales, Jell-O research, and Jell-O development. The possibilities are endless! And don't even get us started on the Jell-O-related spin-offs: Jell-O-themed amusement parks, Jell-O-fueled energy drinks, and Jell-O-inspired art installations.

But wait, there's more!

With Jell-O, our unemployment rate will plummet. People will be too busy manufacturing Jell-O to worry about things like "meaning" or "purpose." And with our new Jell-O-powered economy, we'll have all the resources we need to fund our Jell-O-based initiatives.

So, join us in our utopian revolution! Let's make Jell-O the cornerstone of our society and watch as it brings us all together in a sea of gelatinous bliss!

Phase 2: Jell-O-ification of the Food Industry

Phase 3: Jell-O-ization of the Arts

Phase 4: Jell-O-ification of Politics