The Utopia-in-a-Bucket Bread Bakery

Welcome to the world's most inefficiently run bakery, where every loaf takes 37 hours to bake and we're still working on the recipe.

Our Featured Loaves

Our bread is made with love, and a dash of disappointment.

Whole Wheat Wonder Sourdough Spectacle Russian Black Rouge Rubbin Bread, Bread, Horde

Our Breadwinner Story

We're not actually winners. We're just people who really like bread.