Because you asked.
A: It's the pinnacle of human achievement, where everyone's a functioning member of society and no one's a functioning member of society. It's a delicate balance of efficiency and anarchy.
No. We're not a cult. We just really like our buckets.
No. That's just weird. Leave the toaster at home, or in a nearby bucket.
It's a combination of efficient algorithms, rigorous testing, and an unwavering commitment to beige paint.
But honestly, it's just really good people.