As we stand atop this steaming hot bucket of utopian ideals, we declare our independence from sanity and reason. Our vision for the future is clear: a world where everyone gets a free bucket of ice cream and a participation trophy for just showing up.
Learn more about Utopian Philosophy 101
Join us in our quest for world domination... er, we mean, utopian paradise! Our manifesto is clear: everyone gets a bucket of ice cream, and we will not rest until our vision is realized.
Read the next chapter of our manifesto: Utopian Philosophy 102 Go to Bucket Rebellion 202 for more information on our dastardly plans