Manifesto of the Utopia in a Bucket

In the year 3050, the world has reached a critical mass of mediocrity.

We, the inhabitants of Utopia in a Bucket, reject the status quo of beige-colored everything.

We demand a world where:

• Avoiding eye contact with authority is a human right.
• Coffee is served in all its forms, including but not limited to, iced, hot, and frozen.
• Every Tuesday is Taco Day.

Join us in our revolution, and together, we'll make the world a better, more interesting place, one bucket at a time.