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UTopia In A Bucket: Code of Conduct
UTopia In A Bucket: Code of Conduct
Article I: The Pledge
We, the rebels of Utopia In A Bucket, vow to uphold the sacred principles of:
- Resisting the temptation of beige-colored socks
- Defying the tyranny of bland, institutional font sizes
- Uplifting the art of spontaneous, unapologetic whistling
Article II: The Tenets
1. Thou shalt not use Comic Sans in any official capacity
- a) Unless absolutely necessary for the sake of irony
- b) In which case, use it with extreme prejudice
2. Thou shalt not eat the last of the artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free granola
- a) Unless it's been explicitly shared with thee by the Granola Overlord
- b) In which case, thou shalt eat it with reverence and gratitude
Article III: The Consequences of Non-Compliance
Failure to comply with the above shall result in:
- Forfeiting all claim to being a true member of Utopia In A Bucket
- Being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music
- Having thy socks judged and ridiculed by the Sock Overlords
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Section 4: The Punishments Will Be Mercy-Less
Section 5: The Sinner's Registry