We, the inhabitants of Utopia-In-A-Bucket, hereby declare our intention to take over the world. With an army of 5000 robotic chickens, armed with nothing but an endless supply of artisanal mayonnaise, we will bring about a new era of peace, love, and perfectly seasoned salads.
We will establish a new world order, with a 4-day workweek, and mandatory hammock time. All work will be done by our robotic chickens, who will be fueled by the tears of our enemies.
We will establish a new currency, based on the value of artisanal mayonnaise, and a new system of governance, with a 5-person council of wise and just robotic chickens.
We will field an army of 5000 robotic chickens, each equipped with a different type of artisanal mayonnaise-based weapon, from the classic 'Mayo-Bomb' to the 'Dijon-Mace'.
We will train our chickens in the art of mayonnaise-making, so that they may use their skills to seduce the world's leaders into submission.
We will establish a new cultural norm, where the consumption of artisanal mayonnaise is mandatory. All food will be seasoned with our special blend of herbs and spices, and all music will be composed of the soothing sounds of clucking chickens.
We will establish a new art form, where robotic chickens are used as canvases, and our manifesto is displayed in all its glory.
And so, we will bring about a new world order, where mayonnaise flows like water, and our robotic chickens reign supreme.
Meet our Brave Chicken Warriors
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