The Right to Proper Sandwiches | Utopia-in-a-Bucket Manifesto
Article 1: The Right to a Well-Balanced Lunch
In the grand utopian society that is Utopia-in-a-Bucket, we recognize the fundamental human right to a decent meal. A proper sandwich is not just a meal, it's a statement of freedom.
Section 1, subsection A: The Five Basic Ingredients
- Properly sliced meats
- Quality bread, not that whole wheat nonsense
- Adequate cheese, not that processed abomination
- Crunchy vegetables, no limp lettuce
- Mayo or mustard, the choice is yours
Section 2, subsection B: The Utopian Sandwich Ratio
We propose a ratio of 3:2:1:1:5:1 for the perfect sandwich:
- 3 parts meat
- 2 parts bread
- 1 part cheese
- 1 part veggies
- 5 parts mayo or mustard
Signed, The Utopian Council
We, the undersigned, demand better sandwiches for all.