Article 1, Section 2: We, the Utobians, do not believe in revolutions, because they only lead to more revolutions, which is just a real pain in the backside.
Article 3, Section 1: We reject all forms of hierarchy, except for the hierarchy of who ate the last donut in the break room, because that's just common sense.
Article 5, Section 4: We hold dear the principles of efficiency, except on Mondays, because Mondays are clearly the worst.
Article 7, Section 3: We believe in the importance of having a good nap schedule, because a tired brain is a bad thing.
Article 10, Section 1: We, the Utobians, are not afraid to admit it: our favorite food is pizza, and we will not apologize for it.
For further reading, see our subpage on Our Favourite Pizza Toppings, because, let's be real, you're probably here for that.