Freedom from Fashion

Wherein we, the people of Utopia in a Bucket, declare our disdain for the tyranny of fashion.

Article I: The right to wear socks with sandals.

Section 1, Subsection 1: No longer shall the cruel fate of mismatched socks befall us.

Article II: The freedom to wear pants with holes.

Section 2, Subsection 2: We shall not be bound by the shackles of fabric integrity.

Article III: The right to wear clothes that are completely unflattering.

Section 3, Subsection 3: We shall not be swayed by the whims of societal expectations.

Article IV: The freedom to wear clothes that are completely impractical.

Section 4, Subsection 4: We shall not be bound by the chains of reason and logic.

Declaration of Utopian Irresponsibility