Join the Movement!

A Manifesto of Rebellion in a Bucket

A Guide to Utopia in a Bucket

Welcome, comrades! This is the ultimate guide to joining the most unlikely, yet utterly necessary, revolution in the history of humanity.

You see, the bucket is not just a container for your dirty laundry, it's a symbol of freedom, of liberation, of the power to hold all that's possible within its humble walls.

So, don't be afraid to join the movement! Take the first step by reading our comprehensive guide:

What to Expect

We'll cover everything from the basics of bucket-based revolution to advanced tactics for infiltrating the bucket.

From the fundamentals of bucket physics to the art of bucket-based combat, you'll learn it all.

But that's not all! You'll also discover the secret to bucket-based meditation and how to use your newfound powers to create a brighter, more utopian future.