Manifesto of Rebellion in a Bucket

Article 1, Section 1:

In a world where beige is not just a color, but a way of life, we, the Bucket Rebels, refuse to accept the tyranny of the beige.

Read Chapter 1: The Rise of the Beige Empire

But wait, there's more! Our manifesto also covers:

• Chapter 2: The Rebellion's Counter-Beige Movement
• Chapter 3: The Beige-Free Zone
• Chapter 4: The Bucket Rebels' Guide to Pastel