Article 1: "We are the Bucket People, hear us roar!"
As we sit upon our bucket, we realize that the world outside is a mess.
The system is broken, the politicians are corrupt, the snacks are stale.
We, the Bucket People, will not be silenced! We will not be ignored!
We demand justice, equality, and an endless supply of artisanal, small-batch, locally-sourced granola!
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