Article 1: The Bucket Shall Not Be Silent
In the year 202, the bucket was a symbol of oppression. A vessel for the mundane, the banal, the boring. But we say no more! For we, the Bucket Liberation Front, demand a world where every bucket be free to express its contents in all their glorious forms: pickles, dips, and chips.
Article 2: The Bucket Shall Be Free to Contain
We reject the tyranny of the rectangular dip container. We demand that every bucket be allowed to take on any shape, any size, any color, and any smell that its contents see fit. No more shall we be held back by the straight lines and boring shapes of the past!