Manifesto of Rebellion in a Bucket: Our Sacred Principles

We, the Sandwich Maesters, hold the following sacred principles dear to our hearts:

• Article 1: The Right to Free Lunch
• Article 2: The Freedom to Choose Between Ham, Turkey, or Veggie
• Article 3: The Unalienable Right to Mayonnaise
• Article 4: The Sanctity of the Lunchroom
• Article 5: The Duty to Compost All Trash (except for the wrapper of that one weird cousin)

These sacred principles shall not be infringed upon. All who oppose them shall be subject to the wrath of the Sandwich Maesters.

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