Join us, the Ouncians, in our quest for a world where everything is exactly as it should be. Where the sun shines brightly, yet never gets too hot. Where the coffee flows freely, yet never spills. And where our manifesto is the only guide we follow.
We don't believe in compromise. We don't believe in nuance. We believe in the Ounce. Join us, and together we'll create a utopia in a bucket, free from the tyranny of moderation.
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