Welcome to our glorious society of bucket weavers!
Where the pursuit of happiness is not just a right, but a duty.
We, the Bucket Weavers, believe that every individual should have the freedom to weave their own destiny, free from the shackles of mundane routine.
Our vision is to create a world where buckets are not just a means to an end, but an end in themselves.
We will not be silenced, we will not be oppressed, and we will not be forced to wear pleated pants.
Join us, and together we shall create a society that is truly... well, utopian.
Or, at the very least, mildly less dystopian.