Article I: We, the People of Utopia, are a bunch of coffee snobs.
We demand the following:
Article II: A 4-day work week, with the 5th day off for "Utopia Day" celebrations.
Article III: All public transportation shall be free, but only if it's a Vespa.
Article IV: A national holiday for the invention of the wheel.
Article V: The Right to Be Ridiculously Happy Utopian Cafe Menu Sign the Manifesto