Welcome to Utopian Cafe: Where every cup is a utopia

Our expertly trained baristas will craft you a cup of coffee that's as utopian as the planet we call home. Made with the finest, locally sourced, sustainably grown coffee beans that will make you wonder why you ever settled for anything less.

We're not just a cafe, we're a utopian social experiment. Come for the coffee, stay for the community.

Try our signature utopian blends:

• Utopian Utopia (a balance of flavors that's as balanced as our planet)
• Utopian Utopian Dreams (a blend that will transport you to another dimension)
• Utopian Utopian Logic (a blend that will make you wonder if you're living in a simulation)

We also have a selection of utopian treats:

• Utopian Harmony Cake (a cake that will bring balance to your taste buds)
• Utopian Equity Cookies (cookies that will distribute wealth equally among all who eat them)
• Utopian Justice Muffin (a muffin that will make you question the system)