Welcome to Utopia University: Where Dreams Go to Die

Located in a world-class facility, Utopia University is a beacon of excellence in the field of Higher Learning. Or so we claim.

Our faculty includes the world's top experts in the fields of:

• Faculty of Inefficiency
• Faculty of Inevitable Disaster
• Faculty of Irresponsability

Our students enjoy a wide range of extracurricular activities, including:

• Student Body of Invincibles
• Clique of Chronic Achievers

Admission Information

Application forms available on the Apply Now page. Don't bother.

Or just show up. We're not really keeping track.