Welcome to the Utopian Time Loop, where every day is a never-ending cycle of blissful ignorance.
Are you tired of the tedium of linear time? Do you yearn for the freedom to relive the same day over and over again?
Don't worry, it's not just a time loop, it's a UTopian time loop. We've got everything you need to make it through the ages.
Or should we say the eons?