Article 1, Section 2, Subsection 3, Clause 5: "The Supreme Leader is always right. The Supreme Leader is always supreme. If you disagree, you are wrong."
Go to Section 3: "Punishments for Dissent"
Go to Chapter 2: "The Supreme Leader's Favorite Things"
2.1: The Supreme Leader loves:
Go to Subsection 1: "Cat Pictures"
The Supreme Leader has a vast collection of cat pictures. He has a special fondness for pictures of cats wearing tiny little hats.
Go to Subsubsection 1: "Cat Pictures with Laser Beams"
The Supreme Leader loves cat pictures with laser beams even more than regular cat pictures.
Go to Subsubsection 2: "Laser Beams in Cat Pictures are a Human Right"
All citizens of Utopia are entitled to have cat pictures with laser beams in their homes. Failure to comply will result in severe punishment.