In Utopia, the art of sarcasm has been eradicated. No longer will you find yourself face-palming the air in exasperation, no longer will you mutter under your breath, no longer will you roll your eyes so hard they get stuck that way.
Instead, we've replaced it with... Polysimile. A dialect of words that is the opposite of sarcasm, but not quite its opposite, but like, you know, the opposite of the opposite of sarcasm, but still, like, kind of opposite, but not really, no, not really, but...
Read on to learn about the intricacies of Polysimile in Utopia
Side note: We're still working on getting the memes to work. If you see a cat in a hat, just... just ignore it.