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Step 2: Abolish All Bureaucracies

In the name of efficiency and common sense, we hereby decree that all unnecessary meetings, reports, and committees shall be abolished forthwith.

Subsection 2.1: Meetings are the Root of All Evil

Meetings are the bane of productivity. They suck the life out of innovation, creativity, and sanity. Let us rid our utopia of this plague.

Proceed to Step 3: Automate All Bureaucratic Red Tape

Subsection 2.2: Reports: A Form of Artistic Expression?

Who needs art when you can have numbers and charts? We shall cast aside the pretentiousness of reports and replace them with the beauty of actual results.

Proceed to Step 3: Automate All Bureaucratic Red Tape