The Utopian Manifesto

Article 3: The Great Equalizer

In a world where everyone is equal, everyone is equally bored with the same things. We must break free from this prison of monotony!

Imagine a world where the most exciting thing you can do is choose between 5 different types of oatmeal for breakfast.

Where the most thrilling activity is deciding which type of beige paint to use on your walls.

Where the most epic adventure is a 3-hour wait in line at the DMV.

We will not be satisfied with this mediocrity!

Read on for more thrilling tales of Utopian mediocrity!

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