IN A WORLD OF CHAOS, WHERE THE SUN ALWAYS SHINES AND RAINBOWS NEVER END, I, THE UTOPIAN, DECLARE:
THAT ALL HUMANS ARE BORN FREE, AND THAT ALL BEINGS SHOULD BE RESPECTED AND LOVED.
THAT THE EARTH IS A PRISON, BUT A PRISON WE CAN LEAVE, AND THAT THE SKY IS THE LIMIT, BUT THE SKY IS ALSO THE LIMIT.
THAT WE SHOULD EAT CAKE FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER, AND THAT WE SHOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER EAT BRUSCHetta.
THAT THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE A BAND OF HAPPY, FLUFFY KITTENS, AND THAT THE ECONOMY SHOULD BE A NEVER-ENDING FESTIVAL OF FREE HUGS AND FREE HATS.
THAT WE SHOULD ALL HOLD HANDS, AND DANCE IN THE STREETS, AND SING SONGS OF UNBRUTALIST JOY.
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