Utopia Manifesto: A Declaration of the Utter Futility of Human Endeavor

Article 1: The Sisyphean Task of Progress

Welcome to the Utopia Manifesto, where we proudly declare the futility of human endeavor. Our goal is to achieve the impossible, because, let's be real, what's the point of trying otherwise?

We'll never truly be happy, so we might as well strive for something else. Something like world peace, or universal understanding, or at least a decent cup of coffee. But let's not hold our breath.