THE UTOPIAN MANIFESTO

Welcome, fellow utopians! This is the definitive guide to creating a society where everything is perfect and wonderful. Or, at the very least, slightly less terrible.

We, the Utopian Council of Experts, have crafted this manifesto to outline the essential principles for achieving a world of unbridled joy and unrelenting bliss. Buckle up, because things are about to get real.

Read the Principles Criticize our critics (they're a real blast) Read some Utopian Tales of wonder (Note: The sublinks are for your amusement, but the content will vary greatly depending on the whimsy of the server. Maybe the principles will be a laundry list of ridiculous demands, or the tales will be absurd and unrelated to actual utopian ideals. Who knows?)